Will you ever consider making another youtube video?

No. Next.


its been so long since i read a good fic

to be exact 



*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro


true love is when you buy the hard copy of an album even though you’ve already illegally downloaded it


look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to